In the beginning, there was Bennifer. Bennifer begat Tomkat, and Tomkat begat Brangelina. And so it was that the earth’s super couples ruled for ages. Then it came to pass that a new duo issued forth from the darkness; a new hope awakened. Their tale was heralded throughout the land. Balladeers sang of their love. Their legend was the stuff of legends. Alone they were mere mortals. Together, they would be forever known as…TOMAUDIA!
